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17: The Buddy System

Matthew breaks his toe and inspires a new trend in urban mobility while Becky reminisces about her college roommate, not so affectionately nicknamed The Avon Lady. In the second segment we discuss how much of an asshole you sound like when you discuss your exercise regimen. Finally, we discuss Becky’s nail biting habit that she recently kicked (with some relapses) and her goal to have the hands of a housewife.

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13: Bass Face with Jake Amster

Jake Amster

Matthew’s younger brother, musician Jake Amster, joins us on the show today. We tackle some hard-hitting questions, for example: Who in the band gets the most tail? Can you only make bass face when you are actually playing the bass? What dysfunctional lessons did older brother Matthew teach Jake at an impressionable young age? Finally, we figure out what the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department and Jake’s band could ever have in common.

Staxx Brothers zombie video

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12: Two Jews, One Monkey

In today’s episode, we get to the bottom of canine racism, petition the internets to license folks before they hit the “reply all” button, and determine that showing affection to a pet goldfish is just weird. All of these nationally relevant, scintillating topics of the day, and more!

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10: Bangin’ Dicks

What if you could create a concept so ahead of its time that it takes 25 years for people to appreciate it? Take the Prancerciseā„¢ videos, for example: back in 1989, people couldn’t possibly fathom the pure video gold that is captured in those 5 minutes and 1 second. We also discuss Hearing, or the lack thereof, and Procrastination.

Prancercise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

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8: Space Toilets

In today’s episode Matthew puts his detective cap on and tries to figure out why Satan has infiltrated Becky’s toilet, which leads (naturally) to a discussion on toilets in space, Dick’s burgers, and loading dishwashers like a moron.

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